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Girllllllll, so they “say” Ashanti and Nelly went and eloped back in December during Mercury Rx 🤦🏽‍♀️🤬WHO is her astrologer? This is absolutely insane! The intentional fumbles she’s intentionally crafting in her life. ALL for the FEELING & LOOK of stuff! Her Libra ass just won’t be pregnant by a fuck-boy and call it a day! Lots of us have gotten pregnant by a fuckboy, and had to deal with the aftermath and consequences of that! But nooooo, not Ashanti, she doesn’t wanna hold this “L”! Instead, she desires to mash this bullshit together, MARRY HIM, and PLAY HOUSE with a man who doesn’t even want her! She’s buying him and paying him to be there! WHY hasn’t he made a public announcement?

This now makes the “Shout-out to my baby mama 🗣️” at the concert even more cringe, NOW that we know that they are married! And HAD been married. Why didn’t he say FIANCE?? Why?? Why was she at that ET interview ALONE?? Why was she at her maternity photo shoot ALONE? #GirllllllBye … not one Libra woman on earth that I know 🤨💯say I’m lying! Andddd it’s her first baby and FIRST experience! Shitttttt! Nelly is NOT participating willingly, so she’s saying “I’ll just do it alone!” #CrazyITellYou … #Crazy!

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